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CrowTheGuy
I've been on Newgrounds since before I had hair on my balls. Look through my old posts if you want some cringe, but otherwise I'm just another run-of-the-mill edgy teen artist.
plz stop sending porn my mom took away my xbox

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Posted by CrowTheGuy - February 13th, 2016


Hey dere! Red-Kun here, happy as always!

Well, not completely.

The new version of Red-Kun vs. Shark Sandwich was blammed, whatever.

The one sad bit of news outta the way, what have I been doing this past... what, few weeks?

Well, there's a simple answer. I've been animating of course (Valentine's Day short coming out by tomorrow) but there's been something else interesting I've been doing. If you follow me on teh social medias (you probably don't) you would know I've been learning programming in C. Why, you may ask? Well, why else? Flash.

I've always wanted to try my hand at programming, but never knew how to start. That is, until I decided to look up some sources. Through some research, I discovered the wonderful power of OpenFL and FlashDevelop.

Now, I relished the idea of using these with a few tutorials to immediately learn how to make flash games.

This... of course, was an idiotic fantasy. Programming is a lot harder than I initially thought, and I understood none of what the tutorials were telling me. I tried to understand why, and then actually kicked myself when I realized what it was.

The tutorials weren't teaching beginners to programming how to program Flash. They were teaching people who already had a few programming languages how to program Flash.

Of course, me being the nooby little idiot I am, I continued on trying to learn Flash with no prior knowledge. I failed miserably.

So then, I looked for a solution, and learning C is where I started.

I've been looking over a few tutorials online and I'm starting to get an understanding of C. I've already programmed a few joke .bat files for my friends, printing out pixel art penises and the like, so I had somewhat of a base.

So, here's how my planned cycle of programming will go.

Simple.bat understanding --> Good understanding of C --> Good understanding of C++ --> Able to create decent games with Adobe Flash --> Wherever the road leads me

I get that I'm still young and I've got a massively long way until I stop being filled with naivety, but still.

Reading to the end of my post fills you with DETERMINATION.

This has been a not so quick update from your least favorite idiot, Red-Kun. Buh-bye.


Posted by CrowTheGuy - February 3rd, 2016


Hello people of Newgrounds, today I am here with good news.

I have an idea for a new series which I'll be making, and this new series has some new characters as well.

I'll be explaining them here.

First, there's me. The animator, and the creator of the series.

Me, the Animator.

Then there's Mr. Stretchy. The guy who's body is rubber. You don't want to fuck with him.

Mr. Stretchy

And last of our main cast, there's Jack. He's a Dagram, a race of people who are gliders.

Jack, the Dagram.

And those aren't the only people who'll be on this incredibly dumb show.

This was just me letting you know how things are doing.

This is your least favorite idiot, signing off (not really).

Buh-bye now.


Posted by CrowTheGuy - January 28th, 2016


I just finished the new NEW version of Red Vs Shark. This is a completely new animation, and I think it looks a lot better. It was also more interesting, and I got to use one of the pointless skits I animated for a different video which I never finished... That was fun.

Uh... yeah. Saying it again, no more re-uploads. Only new ones.

and maybe a few things here and there opening up story between them...

Well anyway, it's been your least favorite idiot giving a status update.

BUH-BYE!


Posted by CrowTheGuy - January 18th, 2016


Hey there, it's Red-Kun here and I'm here today to tell you about The Pit (among other things). 

Now you're probably asking, what's The Pit?

Well, I'm here to tell you. The Pit is going to be an animation about a bunch of guys falling into a pit. This is my next big animation project thing, and I'll be taking a while on it. What I want to say here is not only that I'm going to be animating this, if you choose, you can add on to this by animating parts you want to add. You can share the video files with me through putting it in the Dumping Grounds and sending me a link through PM. Be sure to put your username in the bottom right corner so that I can credit you on the project. I'm not expecting much, which is why I'm going to be asking my personal friends to help me out in adding on to it. The trailer I've got for The Pit is right here.

That out of the way, Red-Kun Vs. Shark Sandwich was once again blammed. So, for the real final submission, I'm going to be reanimating the entire thing. I'll be focusing more on The Pit, but this will be done sometime within the next month most likely. If this get blammed, I will not make any more improvements. The animation will only be available on YouTube.

That being said, this has been your least favorite idiot doing a status update. Buh-bye now.


Posted by CrowTheGuy - January 15th, 2016


Well, after about an hour of finding and adding in sound effects, I believe I've improved the Red-Kun vs. Shark Sandwich animation EXPONENTIALLY! Hopefully it won't get blammed, but if it does, whatever.

So yeah, I reuploaded it. I made a few edits to the animation, and tried to fix the running animation at the start, but I couldn't do that without completely throwing off the beat of the music.

Well, that was a pretty short update, but that's all I needed to say so...

This has been your least favorite idiot, doing a quick update.


Posted by CrowTheGuy - January 9th, 2016


Well, I mean, it wasn't exactly the worst thing ever, but Red-Kun vs. Shark Sandwich was blammed from the Flash Portal a while ago. Ah, a minor failure. If you want to see exactly how bad my first animation was, check out my last news post for the Youtube link. Moving on from that, the user PivotKnife (who is quite possibly the most offensive person I've met) has asked me if I would be okay having my character (Red-Kun, not Shark) in his animation. From what I've seen, he's a lot better than me and puts out some high quality shit. I think that however fucked up the animation that he puts out is, it'll definitely be better than my animation. In the mean time, I'll be working on a few animated music videos, so keep an eye for those. This has been an update here from your least favorite idiot, this is Red-kun (or CrowTheGuy I guess) signing out.


Posted by CrowTheGuy - January 2nd, 2016


This is late, but happy flippin holidays! Christmas was mainly me playing Tetris Ultimate and Call of Duty MW, and New Years consisted of me dicking around with my friends. Between those holidays, I got completely obsessed with Undertale. I'm sure that the small amount of girls that can tolerate my existense will appreciate me finally reacting to the massive amounts of determination they gave me. Yeah, school's going to be a lot more interesting for me. My newfound determination aside, I finally had enough free time to practice making and finish an animation. I'm going to polish it up and upload it here, but you can find the video I uploaded (you probably don't want to check out the rest) right here. This has just been an update from your least favorite idiot. See you around.
 


Posted by CrowTheGuy - December 2nd, 2015


Heheh, yeah I'm still here. This thanksgiving break my birthday came around and I got a PSVita as a present from my parents. Through my money saved up from a few things, I bought Shovel Knight for it. As you could guess, I've been recently obsessed with it. Currently working on getting the last few cheevos so I can finally play through it with the butt code and still have the platinum trophy for it. I know there's not really a purpose to this besides recomending Shovel Knight, but seriously, this game is amazing.


Posted by CrowTheGuy - September 28th, 2015


There is no escape. I'll ALWAYS. ALWAYS. BE WATCHING YOU. AHAHAHAHHAHA!!!

Cookies.

Yeah, I'm kind of insane. Wouldn't you agree? HAHAHA!

Anyone want to hang out? And make a game or movie possibly? Either way, I'LL ALWAYS BE WATCHING! HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!1!!!!!ONE!


Posted by CrowTheGuy - September 27th, 2015


Welcome newgrounders and oldgrounders (Heh heh, GET IT!?), I'M CROW! I'm a random writer who likes all things dark and disturbing (along with umbreons).

If you want to see what kinds of really, REALLY, REAAAALLY stupid shenanigans I get up to, check this out.

 

Well, I'll be seeing all of you around!

--Crow